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Ditzy Lebowitz - My Fantabulous Awards!

Ditzy Lebowitz here! Hello once again to my wonderful friends in cyberspace and Hollywood! You certainly are a faithful crew. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded! Due to popular demand, I have created a special page to display my fantabulous awards. I tried to do this with my new pages at Hollywood.com, but every time my webmistress and I accessed the new sites, these pesky little pop-ups apppeared flogging the movie, "The Perfect Storm". Don't get me wrong. I simply adore George Clooney. He is a real hottie, but those ocean noises first thing in the morning, give this calico kitty a colossal migraine. At least, Hollywood.com could flog my breakthrough vehicle, "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!", which is now in post-production. Listen babycakes, I am going to be a fabulous movie-star of such magnitude, that I will leave George Clooney and his ilk in the dust. So hitch your wagon to a star, and join my fan club. You won't regret it and your checks are in the mail. Without further ado, here are my latest awards. It won't be long before I am presented with my first Oscar and I will thank not only the Academy, but you little people as well, for making this all possible by worshipping and adoring me as you shoud. Now, the envelope please....


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Ditzy Lebowitz here! I hope you have all enjoyed viewing my lovely gifts and awards. As you know, I am a superstar and a feline cyber-celebrity. I am not what you would call a low-maintenance kitty. It costs lots of shekels to stay at The Chateau Marmont and the price for the mini-bar stocked with Whisker Lickins' is astronomical! So, being a clever kitty, I have thought of a fabulous way to defray expenses. Yes, all of these delightful awards and gifts are available online at "e-bay"! Hey, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ask me for advise on merchandising. I was the one who thought of the Star Wars Pepsi cans promotion. Lucas owes me big-time! So by all means, log on to "e-bay" and bid on all of my treasures. If you play your cards right, I might just deliver them personally, if you get my drift. You know they don't call me "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" for nothing! Warm purries and caviar dream, Ditzy