Ditzy's Favourite Quotes!
"I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille." - Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard
"It's the pictures that got smaller." - Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard
"I'm as pure as the driven slush." - Tallulah Bankhead
"I'm not sure if there is an afterlife, but I'm bringing a change of underwear just in case." - Woody Allen
"Life is a banquet, and most poor souls are starving to death!" - Auntie Mame
"That's right baby, if you've got it, flaunt it!" - Max Bialystock in "The Producers"
"If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, then sit next to me." - Dorothy Parker
"I vant to be alone." - Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel, although she didn't really mean it!
"Give me a vhiskey and soda, baby and don't be stingy." - Greta Garbo's first speaking line in Anna Christie, and yes, she meant it!
"I never met a bowl of Meow Mix I didn't like!" - Ditzy Lebowitz, and she really meant it!
All About Ditzy!
Greetings and salutations to all of my loyal fans on the world wide web, and your number is legion!
For those poor dears who have not yet had the pleasure of making my acquaintance, I shall remedy that situation here and now.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ditzy Lebowitz and I am a drop-dead gorgeous calico kitty, whose considerable charm and charisma are exceeded only by my fondness for Meow Mix!
For those of you who must have been hiding under a rock, I am a bright star in the firmament of feline cyber-celebrity. While my origins were humble, such blockbuster websites as "Sumokitty" and "Purr-fection", have insinuated me into the hearts and minds of the denizens of cyberspace, whose loyal support has made me the feline superstar that I am today.
My human slave, Ruth has written many articles about me for the internet, although they are not nearly as good as the websites I have created for myself. However, she has proved quite effective at shamelessly promoting my sites, so I keep her on retainer. My feline roommates, Milo, Alison, and Otie, also have their own websites, which of course, are nowhere near as popular as mine. I guess by now you have discovered my most endearing trait, which is, of course, my humility.
I am modest to a fault, although thankfully I am not obsequiously humble in the manner of that odious Dickensian character, Uriah Heep. Fortunately, I have my feline flunkies, Alison, Milo, and Otie to attend to all my sycophantic needs. They are quite useful at assisting Ruth in the promotion of my websites and someday they may actually receive some remuneration for services rendered, but then again, maybe not. They are content to bask in my reflected glory, which is reward enough for them, if you ask me.
Yes, my star is very much in the ascendancy, and these are heady times for your truly, Ditzy Lebowitz.
While it was my websites which launched me into the stratosphere of feline cyber-celebrity, I am now a star in my own right. My fans and true believers are so loyal that they would pay good money just to hear me read the phone-book, which I can do even more eloquently than the late, great Richard Burton.
While my websites remain popular, and attract new fans daily, my focus these days is on my career in Hollywood.
When I am not working on screenplays, I am busy taking meetings and having power breakfasts in El-Lay, where I am considered a very important player.
Besides promoting my star-vehicle, "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!", you can find me holed up at the Chateau Marmont poring over scripts for the inevitable sequels to that sure-fire blockbuster, while Milo and Otie collaborate on treatments for biopics and mini-series, starring yours truly. Someday I may allow them to make some cameo appearances, since I believe that nepotism begins at home. Furthermore, it is good to keep one's slaves employed, if not gainfully, a practice that my role models, Machiavelli and Mussolini, practiced with great success. As a director, actress, and writer, I am considered a triple-threat in Hollywood, much in the manner of Orson Welles, and more recently, Barbara Streisand. However, unlike Babs and her excellent, yet ill-received vehicle, Yentl, I will win many Academy Awards, and have been busy fine-tuning my acceptance speech, since it is never too early to attend to such matters.
Right now I am trying to decide what gown to model on the red carpet, and will probably go with a little number by Vera Wang, or maybe that Grace Kelly look that Gwyneth pulled off so effortlessly, although it did lack glitz, and I absolutely love glitz!
Besides thanking the Academy, I will also make it a point to thank all of those little people, who have helped me become the big star which I am today. To that end, I have kept my slaves busy compiling a list of wonderful websites and personal pages, which are of course, all about me. You didn't think I would use my latest place in cyberspace promoting websites that aren't solely devoted to yours truly, did you? In the immortal words of Max Bialoystock, when you've got it baby, flaunt it, flaunt it!
Okay, time to grab a nosh at Spago's, so let's wrap things up. Here are lots of links to my favourite websites, which are, of course, all about me. As an added bonus, I am including lists of my picks and pans, for those who just can't read enough about me. So happy surfing, and may I commend you all once again, for your impeccable taste in choosing me as your favourite feline cyberstar, and remember to vote for me at The Site Fights. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. I believe in bribery, and there may just be a Mercedes in your future, if you play your cards right.
Love and purrs,
Ditzy Lebowitz, Superkitty!
Ditzy's Absolute Faves!|
Sheba Succulent Crab in Aspic
Spago's for quick noshes
The Chateau Marmont for its funky ambience
Orson Welles before those little visits to Pepperidge Farm!
George Saunders, because of his saturnine good looks which the Gabor sisters as well as Ditzy, found irresistible!
Whisker Lickins' - Salmon Flavour
Fancy Feast - Hey, it's good enough for Lauren Bacall!
Meow Mix - Ditzy is currently in negotiations with Purina regarding renewal of her contract as their official "spokescat"!
The Prince by Machiavelli (no not the perfume stupid, the book!)
The late great Richard Burton, who could make Ditzy hot just by reading the phone-book with that sexy Welsh accent!
All this and much, much more!
Ditzy's Friends and Sycophants!
Milo, Alison and Otie Lebowitz, her feline friends and unremunerated slaves
Her human drudge and endentured servant, Ruth (Hey, someone has to change those litter-boxes!)
Ditzy's ursine friend, Abdul the Great, a movie-star in his own right (His biggest hit - "The Lizard Men from Mars!")
Smokey, a handsome Maine Coon cat who is owned by Ditzy's pal, Abdul!
Monday Canivan, the famous "Meditative Cat", and her human, CatAnna (They are teaching Ditzy to meditate, but she keeps forgetting her mantra!)
Cybil and Calloway Castillo, who reside with Ruth's friend, Cecilia!
MacGregor, Big Blue, Katie, and Chocolate, who reside with Professor Tony of the nonexistent Mensan Thought Police!
and many, many more friends and sycophants, both feline and human!
Ditzy's Bete Noires!
Friskies Buffet Dinner instead of her beloved Sheba Succulent Crab - Pedestrian!
Alley Cat vs. Meow Mix - unconscionable and unacceptable!
Bad reviews of her websites (Ditzy knows where you live and does not suffer fools gladly!)
Philistines and oafs who trash Ditzy's idol, Camryn Manheim, and all other gloriously full-figured women and felines (Ditzy knows who you are and where you live!)
Litter-boxes that haven't been freshened every half hour - Unacceptable!
All this and much, much more!
My friends' home pages, favorite URLs, other pages on my web site.
Talk City chat rooms where you'll find me.
Ditzy Lebowitz - Sumokitty! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a rather rotund calico kitty, whose greatest passions are Meow Mix, her pal Milo, and sumo wrestling!|
Milo Lebowitz - Orange Tabby! - Meet Milo Lebowitz, a handsome orange tabby cat, whose considerable charm is exceeded only by his twny good looks!s
Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a gorgeous calico kitty who is taking the net by storm!
Ditzy Lebowitz's Incredible Links Page! - Links to Ditzy's favourite websites!
Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at The Site Fights! - Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at The Site Fights~
Ditzy Lebowitz - My Fantabulous Awards! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a spunky calico kitty who has taken the world wide web by storm. Lots of cool awards!
Ditzy's Guestbook for The Site Fights! - Ditzy's Spirit-Book for The Site Fights!
Ditzy Lebowitz - My Menagerie! - In which we are introduced to Ditzy's pets, both feline and human!
Ditzy Lebowitz - Feline Cyberstar!! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a voluptuous calico kitty on the cusp of superstardom in Hollywood!
Meet Ditzy Lebowitz - Calicokitty! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, an engaging calico kitty, whose considerable charm is exceeded only by fondness for Meow Mix!
Ruth Lebowitz - Purrs from Calicocatgirl! - Meet Ruth Lebowitz, publicist and abject slave to four celebrity kitties, Ditzy, Milo, Alison and Otie!
Meet Ditzy Lebowitz - Cyberkitty! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, an amiable calico kitty, who expounds on her charmed life as a feline celebrity, residing at Chez Lebowitz!
Ditzy Lebowitz Goes Hollywood! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a spunky calico kitty who is going Hollywood in a really big way!
Milo Lebowitz - Bachelor Tabby! - Meet Milo Lebowitz, a handsome orange tabby cat, who expounds on his charmed life as a gentlecat at Chez Lebowitz!
Vote for Ditzy at Cats-R-Us! - Vote for Ditzy and Friends at Cats-R-Us Top 50 Sites!
Alison Lebowitz - One Sweet Tabby! - Meet Alison Lebowitz, a sweet tiger-striped tabbie who teaches her human valuable lessons about cats, life and love!
View Ditzy's Special Guestbook! - View Ditzy's Special Guestbook!
Sign Ditzy's Special Guestbook! - Sign Ditzy's Special Guestbook!
Vote for Ditzy and Friends at Soprano Connections! - Vote for Ditzy and Friends at Soprano Connections!
Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Howdy's Topsites Contest! - Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Howdy's Topsites Contest!
Meet Ditzy Lebowitz - Cyberkitty! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, an amiable calico kitty, who expounds on her charmed life as a feline celebrity at Chez Lebowitz! - New!!!
Ditzy's Menagerie! - Ditzy Lebowitz - My Menagerie!
Meet Ruth Lebowitz - Calicocatgirl! - Meet Ruth Lebowitz, publicist, stage-mother, and abject slave to four celebrity kitties, Ditzy, Milo, Alison and Otie!
Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at R & C's Topsites Contest! - Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at R & C's Topsites Contest!
View Ditzy's Special Guestbook at Google! - View Ditzy's Special Guestbook at Google!
Vote for "Ruth Lebowitz - Purrs from Catgirl!" at Webbie World! - Vote for "Ruth Lebowitz - Purrs from Catgirl!" at Webbie World!
Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Skye's Topsites Extravaganza! - Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Skye's Topsites Extravaganza!
Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Skye's Top Pet Sites Gala! - Vote for "Ditzy Lebowitz - Superkitty!" at Skye's Topsites Extravaganza!
Meet Ditzy Lebowitz - Cyberkitty! - New!! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a spunky calico kitty who blows the lid on the gritty world of feline cyber-celebrity! - New!!
Ditzy Lebowitz - Her Secret Love! - Meet Ditzy Lebowitz, a gorgeous calico kitty who rhapsodizes about the love of her life, a debonair bear named Abdul the Great!
TownTalk - Great place to meet people.|